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It have been weeks since my last time here =.=’ And InshaAllah  I’ll try to keep posting since Muet is around the corner, and I realized that I start to lack of idea when writing an essay or during speaking in front  of the class. *sigh

Okayy, this is gonna be another mumbo jumbo essay, as I can’t think of any proper one… *kick myself

Things that Men Should Aware When Girls Say …….

1-      FINE  ( !! )

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you  need TO SHUT UP. Don’t ask “ are you okay ? “ because she definitely is not okay.

2-      FIVE MINUTES !~

When they say “ 5 Minutes” while getting dressed, this mean a half an hour. 5 Minutes is 5 minutes when they have something else to do,  or so far proven if you have been just given 5 minutes to watch the game before helping around the house B-) the Moms and the girls did this a lot.

3-      GO AHEAD ! (in a not so good tone )

This is a dare, not a permission . Don’t do it ! But just get lost when you try to persuade her back , and she’s ignoring you. ( However, she is bragging and babbling about you to her best friends. Yeah.  Capital S .  Good Luck ;p

4-      *Loud Sigh ( I mean it )

A word but in a non-verbal statement. She’s wondering why she has been wandering around you, wasting her time and arguing with you about nothing.

5-      Thanks !

She means it. Do not faint or question. Just say “ You’re always welcomeJ “ or “ Anything for you “. She’s in a good mood. Add up some sweetie and you just make her morning brighter man :DD

6-      Whatever.

A sign or it’s women’s way of saying piss off. Good Luck !

 I can only listed down these words. I don’t know about other girls, but I love using “ I don’t like you ==’“. It’s my other way of saying piss off. But I guess guys are totally vice versa than the girls as my biology’s lecturer mentioned this in her previous lecture…She spoke it in manglish but since this is an all English essay… I will try to translate it ^^…

” Guys and Girls are totally two different creatures. The girls, when they don’t understand they will voice it out. However, the guys keep remaining the calm face when they are actually totally twice out of blue than the girls. They think people understand and know what they think in their critical mind. Good thing im your teacher (female) and you are my students. I know they (the guys in the class ) don’t understand, and they didn’t even show any sign of interest in my subject. You don’t ask, you don’t understand, but hey I don’t care. “

 LOL. I truly admire her for her last word. For the first time I laugh XD I never thought biology’s people have that sense of humor. >.<

And I also recall the time I went to the Student Mall, and the guys whom passing by said “ Bangunan Petronas” and I was like “ you are Dead mannn “ just my inner self monolog but yeahh … they pissed me off ==’ Dude, It’s not like I ask Allah to give me this 172 cm tall body just that HE gives me more than what  I Want and I am thankful. And Prophet Muhammad SAW said “ if somebody reproaches you and makes you ashamed of any of your defects, do not make him ashamed of any of his defects.” J…

And just now, after I had my breakfast in one of the empty tutorial’s class, I went out to throw away the trash when just at that time, the Law students sang “ Kami wira wirawati Negara” song and I was stunned and took a glance at them when then I saw my timbalan IC was there with the guys. Weirdly, he’s not the one who sing the song but his friends. What did he told them ==’

GUYS, you are not any less than girls in gossiping. In fact, you have the hypocrite side when you show that you hate gossiping , but the truth is,  that is what you are actually doing in your room with your friends, not just best friends. Tell you what that’s Not COOL enough.

HOW DO I END UP WITH THIS ? *hey, I have all the guys in my house as the sibling stand out from boys and my daddy . Also include in my cousins . Most of them, are guys. And I am an observer J Be careful, and watch your back. :O

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