TheFact. HarshFact.

It have been weeks since my last time here =.=’ And InshaAllah  I’ll try to keep posting since Muet is around the corner, and I realized that I start to lack of idea when writing an essay or during speaking in front  of the class. *sigh

Okayy, this is gonna be another mumbo jumbo essay, as I can’t think of any proper one… *kick myself

Things that Men Should Aware When Girls Say …….

1-      FINE  ( !! )

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you  need TO SHUT UP. Don’t ask “ are you okay ? “ because she definitely is not okay.

2-      FIVE MINUTES !~

When they say “ 5 Minutes” while getting dressed, this mean a half an hour. 5 Minutes is 5 minutes when they have something else to do,  or so far proven if you have been just given 5 minutes to watch the game before helping around the house B-) the Moms and the girls did this a lot.

3-      GO AHEAD ! (in a not so good tone )

This is a dare, not a permission . Don’t do it ! But just get lost when you try to persuade her back , and she’s ignoring you. ( However, she is bragging and babbling about you to her best friends. Yeah.  Capital S .  Good Luck ;p

4-      *Loud Sigh ( I mean it )

A word but in a non-verbal statement. She’s wondering why she has been wandering around you, wasting her time and arguing with you about nothing.

5-      Thanks !

She means it. Do not faint or question. Just say “ You’re always welcomeJ “ or “ Anything for you “. She’s in a good mood. Add up some sweetie and you just make her morning brighter man :DD

6-      Whatever.

A sign or it’s women’s way of saying piss off. Good Luck !

 I can only listed down these words. I don’t know about other girls, but I love using “ I don’t like you ==’“. It’s my other way of saying piss off. But I guess guys are totally vice versa than the girls as my biology’s lecturer mentioned this in her previous lecture…She spoke it in manglish but since this is an all English essay… I will try to translate it ^^…

” Guys and Girls are totally two different creatures. The girls, when they don’t understand they will voice it out. However, the guys keep remaining the calm face when they are actually totally twice out of blue than the girls. They think people understand and know what they think in their critical mind. Good thing im your teacher (female) and you are my students. I know they (the guys in the class ) don’t understand, and they didn’t even show any sign of interest in my subject. You don’t ask, you don’t understand, but hey I don’t care. “

 LOL. I truly admire her for her last word. For the first time I laugh XD I never thought biology’s people have that sense of humor. >.<

And I also recall the time I went to the Student Mall, and the guys whom passing by said “ Bangunan Petronas” and I was like “ you are Dead mannn “ just my inner self monolog but yeahh … they pissed me off ==’ Dude, It’s not like I ask Allah to give me this 172 cm tall body just that HE gives me more than what  I Want and I am thankful. And Prophet Muhammad SAW said “ if somebody reproaches you and makes you ashamed of any of your defects, do not make him ashamed of any of his defects.” J…

And just now, after I had my breakfast in one of the empty tutorial’s class, I went out to throw away the trash when just at that time, the Law students sang “ Kami wira wirawati Negara” song and I was stunned and took a glance at them when then I saw my timbalan IC was there with the guys. Weirdly, he’s not the one who sing the song but his friends. What did he told them ==’

GUYS, you are not any less than girls in gossiping. In fact, you have the hypocrite side when you show that you hate gossiping , but the truth is,  that is what you are actually doing in your room with your friends, not just best friends. Tell you what that’s Not COOL enough.

HOW DO I END UP WITH THIS ? *hey, I have all the guys in my house as the sibling stand out from boys and my daddy . Also include in my cousins . Most of them, are guys. And I am an observer J Be careful, and watch your back. :O

PilotWannabe :DD

Ena Si Noob - Tak Cool Enough

Situation Satu - Looking for towel to be wash... Satu rumah aku carik... Habis bersepah dibuatnya... Bengang sambil berkata " Mana lah pulak towel niii " sambil garu kepala. And, there. Towel Berbalut kat kepala. =.= Perasaan..berkecamuk .

Situation Dua - Me and my fren Emma. Waiting for the lift. Patiently....~ Ting. Sampai ! Lif pun terbuka...Ramai orang.. Ada satu, dua..empat orang. Aku pun masuk. tekan G - Ground Floor. Lift tutup. Baru sedar something. Monolog Dalaman " Eh , mana Emma ?? " Pandang orang depan, orang sebelah dia..kiri kanan dia.belakang dia.. Emma Tertinggal ke ? then seraya berkata : " Nampak Emma tak ? Kawan kita yang tadi ? " Jap lagi Emma bersuara, " Woi , aku sebelah kau lah ! " Pandang kiri.. Erk. Sumpah Frust. Malu =.=

Situation Tiga - Tercarik2 mana kunci loker .... Bukak beg, tengok atas meja...bakul sampah..atas katil. Dan frust .. lagi. Haihhh,,. Mana aku letak niii !! -..- Tanya Kawan " Wei nampak kunci loker aku ? " Sambil tunjuk ke arah loker... and there, i'm holding it. Ya Allah. Cukup Noob hambamu ini =.=

Hacchum. (*Malu ) Im Home. :) 

Im a Student of Universiti Sains Islam Malaysia :)

15 July - Tarikh Keramat :)

Tukang Mengutuk Aku Satu Hari - Abang yang sengal. Carik lah entry pasal dia.. :3  One of top entries XD

Tukang Kira Duit Tadi - Cousin paling Cool, Adam Lambert ^.^

Hai people ! 15 july tarikh keramat sebab finally , i own a Dslr ^^. Canon Eos 600d :3

Suka nya hatiiiii ~ Tapi, tak suka fact yang poket mula kering -.-

After Terserempak dengan mereka2 ini di KL Sentral, Setelah saya tertinggal bas -.-

Kami pun pi la ke Pikom Pc Fair KLCC :)

Then, A history is made between me and my Popo ( New Name for my camera ) haha .

eating KFC >.< Mahal gila -..-

Cewek Pingitan, Ima ( Fatima )

Meeting Kembar , Tengku Adrina ^^

A damn realy tiring day -.- Nasib beli cam, kalau tak 0.0

Sampai je Nilam Court. ( KKNC ) Berlagu2 lagu tekak aku nak air. 

and dengan rakusnya, terus gulp air.. macam hani . hahaha

Meet my new kembar, Hani Khaliesah :)

And they are.

I'm LOVE with him -.- 

I hate this. Park Yoochun, whyyyy youuu ! 

Hahahaha :p

( gelabah tak ? XD )

Okay, dah ada pakwe baru harini nama dia Captain America. 

( Puhahaha XD , go and google him ) 

tengok The Avengers and teringat kat Captain America:The First Avenger.

and he's adorable >.<

I must have lost my mind somewhere. 

Soryy.

Okay now let's story. 

SPM wasn't that excellent but yeah saya masih bersyukur Alhamdulillah.

Allah adil, dia bagi saya rezeki yang melimpah ruah lepas tu.

Dapat offer Matrikulasi Melaka. And. USIM, Nilai.

Ana tak tahu nak ambil yang mana. Ana pusing. pusing.. pusingg... banyak sangat pusing. jadi pening. -.-

after a lot , rely lot of thinking. finalllyyyyyyy .....

dan keputusan yang ana yakin duniawi dan ukhrawi insyallah

Jeng ~

My next destination. 

Dan harini, ana masih bekerja sampai 20 Mei 2012 di sebuah butik baju muslimah kepunyaan Cina. Dan ana still figured out how can this non muslim sells muslimah's clothing.

Kedai depan ada jual perabot, beli perabot dia dapat teddy bear percuma. aww...

They Are like THIS HUGEEEEE !!!

You shud spot that sofa tu penuh dah bila 3 ekor beruang ni lepak lepak kat situ -.-

Tulah buah hati saya setiap hari kalau saya bengang dengan toke kedai saya tu .

I am a kid when it comes to kid's things ? 

LOL 

Best kalau bangun bangun pagi je nampak tingkap terbuka luas macam ni dan laut macam ni !  Subhanallah.

By the way, I have this one plan in my mind.

- Nak ada rumah kat Cameron HIghlands

- Dan Bela Kuda, Kucing ..

- Dan ada taman , dan ladang strawberry and anggur.

Let's see :D

New Year, New Day, New Me :)

Assalamualaikum and a very very good evening everyone !

It's already midnight, around 0101 right now,

and for out of no reason i'm here , blogging.

Only Allah knows how much I miss blogging but tell you what, I got nothing to tell,

 that's why I stop posting since October 30. 

HA.HA . =..='

My Goal 

 # SPM = Settle

# DSLR = Not yet

# Sambung study = Not yet

# PLKN = YES !!! I'm doing National Service ! 

Ini barisan IC kem Princess Haliza kump 1 siri 9/2012. Saya sayang team saya :)

Spot me. Spot me not. Spot me. Spot me not.

You can easily spot me there anyway. Hahaha 

There should be 20 of us in the picture. and

I love each of them. 

 because these people will be working together efficiently with me during my service towards the nation. 

By hook or by crook, we need the teamwork so that we can manage the wiras and wirawatis effectively, 

and now, I'm ready to give my 100% :)

Cerita saya malam ini :)

    PLKN is awesome. Maybe there's times where I'm having headache and well well well i blurt out my French spontaneously, but seriously, you have to experience it to have that kind of feeling :) First thing when i checked my name, the " tahniah anda terpilih " became " takziah anda terpilih " . and like a lightning, it strikes the bottom of my heart badly . Seriously. I was like " Why on earth me !!? " . Alhamdulillah now I know there's hikmah behind all these. Allah is the best planner :)

Nowadays in PLKN

. In the morning, I wake around 0545, the last one to get up from the bed. Hahaha, and yes there's no such hot bath up, or hot shower in the morning. To take bath in the morning is like hitting on a wall of brick. In fact, there are some people who chose not to mandi pagi pagi.The water is so cold seriously like ice , that immediately wake you up to reality that you have to hurry up to solat subuh and Roll Call . What's Roll Call ? You rolling while calling ? No way. Hahaha. Roll Call is like perhimpunan pagi . Macam sekolah la. Just that, during roll call, everyone line up in their kompeni and in kawad situation :) Baris bertiga tiga. IC time ni buat lah duty anda which is bagi arahan and calculate how many of them line up. and yes, IC have to make sure their kompeni in full strength. Sounds easy ? Believe me, thats all..  it only sounds easy. We will sing Negaraku and Khidmat Negara song in the morning sharp at 0630. after that, the KJ ( Ketua Jurulatih ) will give some information etc. Then, apa lagi. bersenam lah saya =D Here jadual senin selasa rabu khamis jumaat saya .

0830 : Roll Call again Before Class

0900 : Class 

1030 : Take a break . Minum pagi.

1100 : Class

1230 : Class habis, Lunch. Sleep. Pray. Bebas.

1430 : Sometimes Class. Sometimes taklimat.

1630 : Rehat . Minum petang

1700 : Roll Call. Riadah.

1830 : Dinner. Urus diri

1900 : Roll Call . surau.

2100 : Roll Call. Dewan Syarahan. Ber"ombak rindu" ( movie for the Class )

2230 : Roll Call. Sing those 2 precious songs again. Minum malam

2300 : Meeting IC ( sometimes )

0100/0130 : Laying down. The eyes is tired. Good nyte.

.*Note that ini jadual before cuti Chinese New Year 2012

It goes on for about three weeks now. All the IC sometimes dipanggil lepas class habis, berkawad tengah2 panas. I just don't like this part because I really can't stand the panas terik. My skin became so kegelian. But for the sake of the team, I will have to bear it to the end. But untuk p'tandingan kawad nanti, saya cakap awal2 minta maaf kalau saya tarik diri. I love myself too. 

Handphone : If the wiras and wirawatis behaving nicely and berdisiplin, handphone dapat jumaat malam and pulangkan ahad malam.

Foods : Alhamdullilah okey. 6x sehari tu ...

Friends : New gals, New girls. New guys. From all over the nation! Awesome gila. but still,  There are some who behaving like shit, but after I cool down, hahaha I don't give a damn about those people.

Sleep : Of course I wish for more .

Place : Nice. 

Laws : So far, i'm cool with it.

I don't know where I find PLKN is awesome. Maybe because of the new people I met here. Maybe because I need to take a break from the real world and have fun here. Maybe because I still can't find the reason why should I hate PLKN., Maybe because I don't have to be botak. ( =p ) I wish I own a Dslr right now, these are beautiful memories that I wish to be longing remembered. Love everyone here. and anyone out there, upcoming wira or wirawati, no worries. just go and have fun at somewhere new yo !

Chit Chat a.k.a Texting of the day

Me : Sha ! Tau tak tadi aku termasuk tandas lelaki ! 

Sha : Hahaha, gila lah kau ni. Tak boleh jadi bangang lagi ke ?

Me : Malu wei ! Nasib sempat tutup mata.

Sha : Hahaa, kau tahu malu ke ? Hehe

Me : Aku malu bertempat la woi. Kalau masuk tandas lelaki, tak malu. 

Memang teballah muka aku =..='

a situation that S**K..

haa,, okay. here goes si A, B and C.

A & C are girls. and B is a guy which happens to be A's boyfriend. ( take note that they are new couple.)

while C is a very cutey and awesome girl that every guy would knees for.

one day, B is hitting on that C gal.

nothing much. he gave her a candy.

D found out about it.

D is both A and C's best friend, while A and C don't know much about each other.

The Question is....

 readers.,  if happened that you are D. 

What will you do ?

i mean,. B and A baru jeee ehem.

and B buat hal.

and so like this situation is f*cking ridiculous...

and you are stuck. ==' 

i mean, A really deeply in love.. and ..

urgh. just give me your opinion.

#ohsemthattakdirplaysaroundjustlikethis.

im concealing things that im longing to say.. huh.

peeps. I - would like a hard slap in the face everyday ( NO! ).. 

assalamualaikum everyonee ! 

since it's already against the clock, i won't dare to play around anymore. 

time costs like hell , like an arm and a leg ! so this is not gonna be any mumbo jumbo..

my trial result was not that FUYYO, and im not trying to beat a dead horse obviously .

 what im going to say is that, people, pleaseee... Bend over backwards.

do anything to help and courage me at the moment. ( IRELYNEEDTHAT)
do any pep talk will be okay..

Pray for me and I love you like, seriously.

text me " break a leg" , of coz thanks for that kind of comfort :)

call to crack someone up, LIKE THANK YOU squared squared !!!

bring up about plkn , memang im gonna kick your ass la kan.

talk about DSLR , i will get excited at no time.

treat me and i'll cry. ( Tipu )

make a trouble,.. well well well , Excuse my French.

sila teleng . spm ? oma, takut !!

but

keep your chin up .

believe in allah and accept.

teleng lagi. uhh .. kenape blogger jd bgini ?? =='

Berusaha, Tawakal, Doa.

Last but not the least, Let's go for broke ! ^.^

Just A Random Post :)

SPM is around the corner , and now tengah dalam minggu Trial , even though i don't feel like in one. Tired of it ( walhal .. macam lah kau study over sangat minah oi ! =.=' so true , need to kick my own ass off i ges LOL)

so i took a minute from watching tv , just for a while. instead of study and dying, practically meaning of studying, im here to post this random post . just want to drop by to say HELLO to the person who is reading this ( which i'm not sure if there is any ) , just to let anyone out there know that I AM STILL ALIVE ! =..=' yeah.

takde lah , to be truth , currently im downloading some videos and songs XD.. and and and dah 2 hari tak pergi sekolah dan esok ( rabu ) will be my third pula lah :) , the reason is , takde paper laa, so basically i prefer duk rumah than duduk dalam kelas dengan my miserable tudung style and such.. (  again , truthfully this gal malas bangun pagi , malas gosok baju , and yeah , malas pergi sekolah :) my next paper is set to be on thursday , physics 1 & 2 . all the best for everyone, esok rabu dah start bace buku , khamis exam, jumaat sekolah macam biasa. and this weekend kene work mah @$$ off sebab on sunday , my cousins ,seriously there are two of them buat majlis perkahwinan. 2 persandingan serentak , and im in charge of those doorgifts ( making chocolate which im practically good at .. hehehe , and muffin, hm... bolehlaaa ~ ). and income pun tak banyak , profit takde tapi takpe, kite kerja ikhlas sebab saudara yang sanding babe !

and im so lucky enough if :

 DSLR with fully perfect equipments

Heels, Black Heels

Peaceful mind

Smart brain

charming personalities

WOW result 

Money $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

if just all these dapat muncul by my eyes esok pagi , im all blessed ! hahahaha , but i am now . seriously let's say Alhamdulillah peeps.

Chit Chat of the day :

Waiter : Would you like anything miss ? 

Me : Yes, Super Junior please. 

LOL

Sparkling Days :)

Happy Eid Ul Fitr everyone and , WOW I had a blast this raya . Even though I am not allowed  to terlalu enjoy sakan because of the upcoming Trial and Spm , but Who Cares?
 ( I do ..Daddy do , Mummy too  = =’ ) LOL.

I had to give you some points of why raya tahun ni sangat best tapi tak cukup 100 % best dye ..

-         Baju tak glamour mane , tapi I dapat rase kemanisan Hari Raya of which dapat cium tgn and peluk everyone yg I nak peluk . Love it :DD and minta maaf ! that’s the point of raya !

-         Mummy’s siblings tahun ni konvoi raya hampir melengkapi and I as konvoi’s planner berjaya mengatur strategi where almost all of us can make it.. just IF my mak long and pak ngah berbaik setelah 25 years old tak bersefahaman, raya would be SO MUCHIE FUN . I love both of you , please for the sake of our family, berbaiklah ! .. hmm. tak penah dapat buat konvoi 12 kete ( maklong family sume 3 kete !) , standart 6, tapi tahun ni dapat buat konvoi 8 kete ( cukup except maklong and pakcik lan ‘s family ) . yay ! oke la kan ? J

-         Raya pertama , rumah kedua I pergi beraya , termakan rending ayam basi and oh please , just thought about it make me wanna throw up . Effect ayam basi tu : 1- Im not going to eat any rendang anymore,..cukuplah.  2- Wa cirit sampai hari ini woooh. 3- paling best and bersyukur sekali , lawas ! tak naik berat , hebat tak ? XD HAHA

-         I dapat main dengan kambing2 , so cute ! so adorable.. but just if kambing tu tak buat I selsema and batuk till harini , I dah consider nak bukak ladang kambing dah. ( hey, just to tell you if you ni lurus bendol , I’m lying about bukak ladang tu, even tak batuk pun takkan bukak punya .. hehe )

-         Dapat nickname “ YUNA “ yoww , dah la bebudak kawasan perumahan aku pun panggil I yuna , now my cousins start to call me that , I’m Ena okay , the new upcoming Yuna . Hahaha !

-         DSLR aku mane !!! = =’

-         Dapat semangat 11A J…

-         Makin sayang kat semua orang

-         Semua sepupu aku berjaya tegur and ajak sembang. HAHA . tak terkira ramainye ouh ! aku sayang korang !!!! MUAH ! Bersyukur yang aku minah kepoh .

-         Kenape tak de orang call aku ha ! =.= haish , bosan tahu !

I guess you all boleh bayangkan how fantastic my raya can be kan.. meriah J

 P/s Qesah Chenta : Dad keeps telling everyone that after I Spm ni , he will marry me off. And I was stunned ! macam mane dia nak kawenkan aku tapi list calon bf pun aku takde ? beriya iya nak aku kawen…. Tp kawen dgn sape ? Dulu bila aku ade boypren , habis boypren aku stress dgn perangai my mum , sampai ktorang clash , but nowww ==’ Oh god. Haip jugak kat ayah ni !

Okay , Got To go cuns , 

Lots of love , muah ! XOXO

Fancy a Cuppa ?

A VERY GOOD EVENIN EVERYONE :)

I don't know what im going to post and how or what this post is going to be about , er i just dont care. let ma fingers done all the works . Hm, so far...  today there's nothing much to story about lah, except of me buat malu macam biasa kat kelas, kat sekolah and exam pra spm ke-2 selamat dah.. Haha , and im not going to tell you anything pasal kejadian berikut, because there's nothing much to tell about , tapi cukuplah orang yang nampak dengan jelas kebuduhan ku itu tadi je yang tau.. 

Hm , so... ape kata pos kali ni , i tell you about " Macam mana nak hilangkan rasa malu lepas buat malu " or "apa itu kemaluan " ..er, ehh .. or " macam ne nak hilangkan rasa kebodohan " ? hahahaha , since im pretty good at being " muka tak tahu malu " and ajaib binti pelek nye is , i don't mind people calling me that , i mean i do mind ,but because ..hm,  just because. there's no reason to feel angry or melenting bak halilintar bila orang panggil tu. there's none :D 

" peduli apa aku , janji aku dapat ape aku nak tu , and kauu , duduk lah melangut je !"

depending. whether bende tu benda baik , so buat apa nak segan. but people around me don't really feel that comfortable with me anyway . out of 10 , i will say 8 people hate me and the other two maybe have that kinda same thought as me or they're the natural person ..  aku pernah tanya kawan aku , why is that ?? and they said maybe haters hate me sebab dorang ingat aku nak mencapap . mencapap is mintak publisity in english , and i was like " HAHAHAHA, 17 keturunan orang tu memang "bijak belaka" " 

( walhal takpenah cakap pun , just nak sound dramatic sket lah kan bila bercerita ni  ^^ ) 

it just dalam hati aku " EH eh korang ni , perasaan korang je lebih . chill lah.bukan macam nak cetus perang dunia ke3 kalau korang buat sesuatu yang lain dari orang lain...asal aku dapat ape aku nak , aku puas..aku dapat je ape aku nak kat atas pentas tu.. kau meliur je lah. yang tak puas hati tu ..yang perli perli tu , biarkan , aku tahu kau jealous aku cool kan . :p 

( just set like that in ur mind and everything is fine ! MINDSET : )

17 keturunan

unless of being insult mencapap , i dont think buat muka ta malu for some sort of reason tak baik :) sebab bila kita buat tak kesah dengan our surrounding , we eventually actually are defendinding ourselves. ( betul ke fakta ni ? entah la , aku rasa macam tu , so nak tak nak macam tu la ia :) 

you know defendinding ?  ( hee , suddenly suka ayat ini XD )

we protect ourselves dari nampak segan, kepada orang yang nampak macam orang tak kesah je .. 

buat bodoh je , and buat bodoh je . tapi jangan jadi bodoh. 

contoh lah , aku sendiri sebabkan faktor kaki aku yang bolehlah dikategorikan antara terpanjang dalam kalangan budak perempuan , kerap jugak lah aku terjatuh pelbagai aksi stunts yang begitu menghiburkan hati menggelikan urat saraf nadi tekak la bagai oleh orang yang melihat . akibat imbalancing or lebih tepat ,
im a clumsy baby . =.=

 " oh , what should I do ?? MALU OI !! "

hurm , okay . phrases di atas pasti lah akan bermain dengan maha dahsyatnya mengganggu konsentrasi anda di minda, jasad, jiwa, , pulak nye buat pulak jatuh or buat mistakes depan mamat yang tengah kau usha .. lagi lahh taktau nak buat ape but just berdoa " oh god , just make me dissapear " 

1- Act like nothing happen .

sangat susah untuk mereka yang bajet cover and sensitip . dan the only thing kau boleh buat is that act like nothing happen. benda tu macam benda dah common kau buat lah kononnya or memang trend kau. remaja or manusia unik la katakan... even kau jatuh tangga macam superman pun , anggaplah trend kau. anggaplah . "dah tu , sapa suh kau buat mistakes ! "or anggaplah . just anggaplah okey ? takde tapi tapi .

2- Hm , think positively.

PASSS ~

3- to act like nothing happen , pretend that like you own the world baby . 

Helpful . seriously , macam tokeh besa datang kedai makan orang then dia buat macam kedai tu dia punya pulak .

(okay hell , thats different lah aina =.=, ehh boleh lah same kot ?? )

4- have this kind of thought in your mind peeps , 

" aku buat hal , kau malu ke ? kau kecoh pahal ? kau susah ?  aku kesah lah ? aku relaks je , kau nak bising2 pahal .. dasar ****** , tahu nak bukak aib orang je  "

or

" well well well , biarlah. bukan nya nanti aku jumpe lagi dorang ni."

 ( in case buat hal kat luar sekolah or mane2 lah yang berkaitan dgn public)

or at least lah 

" let by gone by gone ah"

why is that ? biar kau tak susah hati . kalau kau dah susah hati, memang jelas terpampang lah kat muka korang , tanda " aku malu gila " and tak pasal2 lagi kene bahan . end of the day ... chil la babe ! 

so , with all due of respect , i rest my case :) tata all XOXOXO . 

SelamatMenyambutRamadhanAlmubarak :)

Oh yeah right peeps , Selamat Menyambut Bulan Ramadhan AlMubarak :)

Taktau nak cakap ape , sebab macam dah lame gila tak aktif kat bloggg...

cume nak batak satu benda ni : 

AKU DAPAT PLKN AND HELL YEAH I DONT LIKE IT.

perlu caps lock.

Donghae , pinjam gambar you kejapppp :P

and people mulalah sedapkan hati aku.. dengan berkata :

1- eh okeylah tu.. boleh kuruskan badan. sihat.

( but the fact is they're forgetting that nanti awek ni jadi tough dgn otot six pack )

2- eh okey ape ! dapat banyak kawan dr merata rata tempat ~ 

( but dude , think. what the use of facebook then for a couch potato like me ?? )

3- okey la tu, dapat duit rm600 ringgit .

( rm600 for 3 months dengan bekerja for mybe 700/800 per month, mane untung ?

dude, kawan dapat , kurus dapat. duit pun dapat daaa )

and yes , satu fakta lagi orang yg think positively pasal plkn ni is that , they said that sape sape yg balik dari plkn akan menjadi extremely gorgeous dgn kulit tanned , KAN ?

unless kau nak putih balik macam diana dianelle ( betol ke ejaan ni , lantak pi lah ), pakai mask tiap tiap malam and you will endup lose all your money lah. :D

....

and and , yesterday ( SABTU ) , ena pergi KLCC, digital expo and bukan tu yang i nak brag about,

but aku nk story yang aku beli headphone utk lappy , and earphone for my mp3..

headphone tu okey la , sound baik , mic okey, for harga RM10.

tapi earphone is such a shit lah. rupe bukan main lawa , walhal aku dah test dahhh, 

bila balik rumah aku dgr balik... Grosss la bunyi dia...

like that hiss sound when hydrogen gas reacted with wooden splinter.. 

and tak worth langsung for not RM 10 dua keping and satu not RM5. 

kualiti there's none.

belum lagi masuk duit tambang , makan, tiket ktm sume .. grr , i hate youuuuu . don't know who.

kesimpulannya , takpayah nak ke bandar bagai sangat, 

kat tesco and giant pun dah boleh dapat. jimat kos lagi. 

semata mata nak ke KL dengan sesak , sakit kaki ,

 bandar perabih duit semata mata nak jimatkan oveer a few dollars , 

tak worth it tahu ?

0.0' mood bengang.
nothing goes smoothly.

p/s : SUPER JUNIOR comeback is around the corner dude !!! :D over excited. 

Tea Love Coffee time - Vlogging ouhh !

"MatLutfi"       "AnwarHadi"      "MariaElena"

you ! do you know who's the hell are these people ?? 
if all eyes are on a person, they are all being watched by many many people with greattt interesttt !

They are students, the best, awesome, impressive, pleasant, 5stars, genuine, true-blue, full of beans, speak alottt, cheeful, confidence, and creme de la CREME PERSON LAH ! ^^ They are the Malaysian youtuber's stars. ( betui ka ni ? ) yup ,  they are . sekarang ni nama dorang lah melonjak2 naik , and aku jamin sekarang ramai lah akan cuba nasib kat utube nak jadi feyMESS .konun2 nak ikut dorang lah ni kan ( tipulah aku pun taknak tryy ) walhal, dorg ni vlog-ging bukan sebab nak famous. but dorang ni famous sebab dorang ni stylo dalam percakapan dorang . itu yang aku rasa lah. in order nak buat orang celik mata dengan isu2 semasa yang dorg cube bawak, they have their own style and care nak sampaikan bnde2 tu. lawak, bahlul, comel, kelakar, bijak, BEST GILA OH! even certain people fikir " apekejadahnye bebudak ni cakap bnde sampah2 ni?  " , but tolonglah eh !  sejujurnya aku akui yang dorg ni creative, sume yang dorg cakap is truely true. they are true-blue malaysian. itu baru style malaysia beb ! they get it off their chest ! they voice out their feelings and opinion about something., GOOD things ! hat down and claps !

MatLutfi90

okay , sapa dia matlutfi ni ? humble , best ! cute gila sebab muka sebijik macam Super Junior Eunhyuk, noisy LOL, accent kedah punya mamat macam anwarhadi jugak , speak English very well ( macam AnwarHadi jugak ), interesting, bijak, and paling penting, 

ANAK MAK oh ! :)

 Macam mane nak skodeng dia ?
Well peeps, pergi je click kat Youtube.com kalau hank dah bebal beno,  hank type je
MatLutfi90
kompem jumpa lah !

i'm his big fan. instead of study , aku suka skodeng mamat ni kat facebook. sebab video2 dia sangat relevan, i mean topik2 dia utarakan sangat2 relevan.
antaranya pasal Kpop, Drama2 Malaysia, Sampah, Jiran.. etc. ( bukan tajuk sebenar )

baik punya !

dia student kat perth aussie, and buat video ni sebab katenye cam tarak life kat sane? im not sure, dye cakap kat video tu cam tgh cakap dgn orang, maybe sebab hidup as student overseas ni super duper bosan kot ? tu yang buatt dye cakap main lepas je depan video ? 

entah lah entah lah ~ teehee!

nah muka konon comel and adorable dia. hahahaha...! 

saya MatLutfi90. hehehe !actually beliau tengah tiru mimik2 org yang tgh amek gambar style bibir muncung itik tu. buruk benau. hahaha ! 

IniAnwarHadi

style kan ? XD

haa...sapa pulak si Anwar Hadi ni ? dia ni banyak sama macam si MatLutfi. Lebih kurang je. orang Kedah. sekarang tgh study kat Australia, ( macam MATLUTFI kan ? ) lagi... sume nye same macam Matlutfi lah. cuma... ( kate same, tapi ade cuma?) cuma... muka lain, dye tak cute tapi dye ni segak plus hensem and muka malay lah ! dye tough sangat !! (overreacted dah aku ni, SENGAL ) HAHA. accent kedah dia pekattt macam Matlutfi, tapi, bila dia speaking...tu dia dah... dia dah maiii.... MEMANG TOTALLY AMERICANO LAH !

vlog-ger ni tiap2 org ade special dye ni. macam si Anuaq ni, aku suka topik dye.. ade yang macam topik2 yang relatekan dgn agama....macam si lutfi, topik dye jenis globalisasi sikit.tapi ade jugak pasal agama:). and explaination anuar hadi and matlutfi dlm acting dorg, they are good in that. patutlah dpt gi oversea.. pelajar pintar. whatever it is, aku bangga ada anak watan macam depa ni. anak watan moden and the future leader :)

muka Melayu kan ?

ha... haq ni la muka americano dia.. hahaha !

I like him ! haha, i like him for numbers of reasons ! donno why. at first org cakap dye lagi best dari matlutfi. aku tak setuju,.. tapi waktu tu aku ta penah tgk video dye.. lepas dah tgk.. eh boleh tahan jugak best. hahaha. manusia2.. COP !  muka americano dye gila style lah. aku nak jumpe dye depan2 tapi nak dye appears pakai baju melayu dan juga baju kemeja.. mesti OHSHEM !!

nah muka comel perasan dia XD

skodeng dye di youtube = IniAnuarHadi

Maria Elena Is Greek Helen

 you can find her in facebook, just type : Maria Elena is greek helen. and you know what ? she's sooo ohsheeem !  that asfirdaus asri guy is very lucky to have a girlfriend like her indeed :) and dorang dua sangat sweet ! but rarely lah si maria or known as ena ni ( same nama as me same as me!! teeheeh~ ), berceloteh lah pasal dorang ni. dye bercerita....tapi tak sume topik pasal dye and her dato'( bf ) tu.

well , yang bestnye pasal maria elena ni is dye unik. satu dalam sejuta. she speaks english well too. she does modelling, and....bisnes fashion2 dgn kengkawan dye. dan paling penting, harta karun yang paling berharga dalam hidup ni, she's very frank ! ( same lagi same lagi ) dia jujur gila, cakap lepas, mimik muka lepas, she's no fake. she's very her ! :D

take a look kat pic sebelah ni, ade ke orang berani nak amek pose cam ni depan ramai orang ? she dare to. itu lah special nya dia bagi aku... lagi satu, dia sangat stylo. yeah , even aku tak macam dia, aku suke dye sbb she has her own fashion.  sarung ja ape yang masok. subtitute this and that and this and that, then dapat WOW :)

as you can see . she's soo ohshemm ! totally in love with her style lah ! dah lah she's so frankkk..+ steady gilo + cool ! don't you think so, peeps ? :D once i said dye ni frank, maksudnya tak terkecuali lah si maria elena ni dari buat mimik muka ntah pape dye or muka gila steady dye tu. steady lah elena !

okeyy,, aku agak freak first2 bila tgk dua gambar atas bawah ni . but now, i do adore her for her spontaneous. AHAHA! 

i was like "mak aihh.. =.=' "

hah, ni gang dye . the scarflets namenye. dorg ni mmg stylish lah , and the most important is , dorang ni best fren :)

yang ni okey lagi. but bila tgk gambar ni, seems like im wayy way more taller than her, kan ?

even though dye famous dah in fashion world di malaysia ni, dye steady je kua w/out makeup dalam pics and video dye ( betui ka ? kompem kah ? NTAH la ~ ) 

but here gambar dye yang cun melecun pulak ! latest pics !

MARIA ELENA THE GREEK HELEN ;p but, perlu ke aku CAPS LOCK ? LOL

lain kan ? okayy...berbalik kepada si asfirdaus asri tu, si boyfriend maria elena ni... it turns out that asfirdaus tu abang kepada fatin liyana asri , a well-known model tapi still student yg blaja kat bandung. fatin liyana tu kawan baik dgn si maria elena yg juga merangkap girlfriend abang dye.

here they are. 

okay the end . tu je aku tau pasal dorg 3 orang ni.. i found out about maria elena about a half year ago. then matlutfi, last but nt the least , anuarhadi.

and malaysia, jom create lagi ramai vloggers yang gempak2 macam depa ni. masok tv tauu... haha.

entry kali ni agak pnjang and if they r not interesting takpa....and aku tulis pasal depa ni untuk show youall pasal dorang so that hangpa sume support ha vloggers ni ^^
majulah bangsa untuk negara . LOL

p/s : ouh..my dad is getting on my nerve.. amek remote cntrol tv when im watching boys over flowers. tapi takpa, i dapat fullfish my wish to deliver a post about these amazing people. thanks daddy,  I HEART YOU !

 (even though actors Boys Over Flower lagi handsome, you are cool dad !)( but they are cooler. hehe ) 

mood of the day :o Super Junior Cho Kyuhyun

kehebadan papa part I :D

Dear Son(s)

Due to the activeness of your mother and I, maybe, you gonna have a lot of brothers and sisters. If that burdens you like hell, I am so sorry for it. Well, your mother and I is completely in love and 'that' is completely out of our control. Lagi pun, Mama kamu comel sangat. So, setiap hari, malam pertama lah jawabnya.


Dear Son(s)
Tahukah kamu bahawa kaum kita adalah amat tidak boleh dipercayai? Dengan itu, sila lah perhatikan adik-adik perempuan kamu. Jangan sekali-kali kamu bagi mereka keluar dengan mana-mana lelaki bullshit. Kalau nak keluar juga, pastikan bukan berdua. Kamu sebagai abang, kamu mesti ikut dieorang. Perhatikan that guy. All the time. Non stop. Not even a second. Dan pastikan yang kamu sentiasa membawa baseball bat bersama. Just in case.. You know...


Dear Son(s)
Jangan menonton video lucah. I know. I know it is good and everybody watching it. Tapi, apa salahnya kalau kamu boleh jadi seperi Papa yang tak pernah menonton citer blue. Ingat best sangat ke tengok cerita macam tu? Balik-balik buat benda sama. Balik-balik buat benda sama. Bosan betul. Tak ada perkembangan langsung. Kan?

Dear son(s)
Papa berharap, bila besar nanti, kamu akan jadi baik macam Papa. Papa baik tau. Dah la baik, setia pulak tu. Dengan itu, jikalau kamu nampak gadis-gadis comel yang tunggu bas di waktu yang panas, apa salahnya kalau kamu tumpangkan dia sekali. Kalau dalam bas dan kamu ternampak ada gadis comel tengah berdiri, apa salahnya kalau kamu menyuruhnya untuk duduk di tempat kamu. Kita sebagai makhluk unik, limited dan terpelihara, kita mestilah tunjukkan teladan terhadap kaum-kaum yang satu lagi tu. Maklum lah, kaum satu lagi tu lembik. Tapi comel. Yeah I know. I like it.


Dear son(s)
Girl-girl zaman Papa tu semua berjenis-jenis yang ada. Zaman kamu Papa tak tahu lah pula. Tapi, Papa harap kamu pandai-pandai lah pilih isteri-isteri kamu. Yang suka main tepung di muka (make up 5 inci) tu, awal-awal kamu reject lah. Kamu mesti tak nak kahwin dengan perempuan bertopengkan tepung kan? Tau tak tepung tu lama-lama jadi apa? Ya, jadi daki. Kamu tentu tak nak kahwin dengan gadis banyak daki kan?


Kalau kamu nak keluar dengan mana-mana awek pun, tak der hal. Papa on jer. Tak kisah pun. Nak Papa teman kan pun tak apa. Tapi dengan satu syarat. awek tu mesti bukan murah lagi bukan mudah di dekati. Cari lah awek yang susah nak tackle sikit. Baru lah ada adventure. Tengok macam Papa. Ingat senang ke nak tackle Mama kamu tu? Susah tau. Maklum lah, Mama kamu tu artis. Berlakon dalam Adamaya. Dah lah berlakon, jadi duta Lip-Ice-Mentolatum-what-I-have-no-idea pulak tu. Memang banyak ah saingan Papa. Tapi Papa stready je. Papa relax-relax je.
Dear Son(s)
Cuba kamu bayangkan. Ingat best ke bila kita nampak awek yang comel, then kenyit-kenyit sikit dah dapat no phone. Tak ada adventure langsung. Mesti cepat bosan. Bak kata orang, tak ada drama. Well, ingat pesan Papa. "Cinta; susah datang, susah pergi." So, kalau nampak awek yang priceless tu, jangan cepat give up. Perempuan ni biasalah. Suka jual mahal. Bajet ah nak tengok kesungguhan si lelaki. Kang sekali lelaki tu give up, mula lah si perempuan menangis tanpa sebab. Mengada-ngada.

Oh oh lagi satu. First date, kena buat kat rumah. Papa nak buat audition untuk dia. Kalau tak cukup comel, Papa reject.

Tapi, andai kata kamu dah ada awek(s) comel, then kamu jumpa awek yang lagi-lagi comel dan muda. Please. Please lah jangan tamak. Ambil satu dua awek cukup lah. Yang selebihnya, hukur-hulurkan kan lah kat Papa. Anak Papa, kan?

TERBAEK ! >3

kehebadan papa part II :D

Hai, my sweetheart(s).


How are your boyfriendss? Sihat? Oh, sorry lah kalau mereka semua kini berada di hospital. Papa dah kasi green light kat abang-abang kamu untuk kerjakan mereka kalau mereka berani buat benda-benda bullshit. So, yeah, Papa harap kamu faham kenapa Papa suruh abang-abang kamu bawak baseball bat bersama mereka ketika kamu keluar bersama mereka minggu lepas.


Well, Papa tahu yang kamu akan jadi famous dan hot stuff sebab kamu perempuan dan sure kamu akan mewarisi kejelitaan dan kecomelan Mama kamu, Fazura. Eh, bukan Fazura tapi Fasha Sandha. Eh tak tak bukan Fasha Sandha, tapi Hamis Zalikha kot... Tak pun Memey. Errr...err entah lah. Papa pun dah lupa siapa Mama kamu. HAHA.

Okay-okay relax. Papa just bergurau. Sebenarnya, bukan apa. Papa masa muda-muda dulu banyak history. Nak-nak dengan Fasha Sandha yang comel dan bersuara manja tu. Apa... Kamu ingat Fasha Sandha kamu tu tak hot ke dulu? Kamu ingat ramai ke tak minat dia? Ramai tau yang minat dia. Lagi-lagi kaum perempuan (HAHA). Kalau tak ramai yang minat, tak akan lah boleh tercalon dalam ABP 2010 / 2011 kan? Lagi pun, kalau dia tak famous, tak akan lah nama dia asyik di search di YouTube ye tak?

Dear Sweethearts,

Papa harap, bila kamu dah besar nanti, please lah jangan nak mengada-ngada join Akademi Fantasia, Mentor and what so ever. Semua 'perkerjaan' tu amatlah tak sesuai bagi kamu. Yet, Papa geli lah kasi orang seluruh dunia tengok bentuk badan kamu. Nak-nak, bila jadi artis tu, mesti dapat sponsor baju seksi-seksi. Dengan itu, kamu tak geli ke pakai baju seks-seksi dan kasi orang lain melihat susuk tubuh kamu? Ya Papa tahu ramai perempuan suka pakai seksi-seksi termasuk pakai legging untuk tarik perhatian lelaki. Tapi, tengok macam Papa, mana ada pakai seksi-seksi. Relax je pakai baju kemeja. Tak der nye Papa pakai legging nak tarik perhatian kaum perempuan. Tapi still, melekat juga Mama kamu kat Papa.


Seperti apa yang Papa nasihatkan kat abang-abang dan adik-adik lelaki kamu, Papa harap kamu tak tonton citer blue. Dulu masa muda-muda dulu, Papa jadi pengawas sekolah yang berkaliber tau. Dan bila ada spot check dan kantoi perempuan bawak handphone, mesti handphone tu ada cerita lucah. Dan bila check-check lagi, mesti ada Maria Ozawa. Papa tak faham betul lah. Kalau lelaki tengok Maria Ozawa, then maybe it is 'normal'. Tapi apasal perempuan pun tengok Maria Ozawa? Seriously dari zaman dulu hinggalah sekarang Papa dah beristeri empat, still, Papa tak tahu kenapa perempuan suka tonton 3gp Maria Ozawa. Kebanyakkan perempuan ni lesbian or something?

Well,


Nanti, bila kamu semakin besar, kamu akan tahu perangai orang-orang di sekeliling kamu. Kamu mungkin akan ada kawan baik yang Oh-We-Are-Friends-For-Ever lah kononnya. Tapi jangan terkejut yang kawan kamu tu akan jadi the worse enemy, ever. Dieorang akan ada pisau yang amat-amat tajam untuk tikam belakang kamu. Tapi jangan risau. Kamu ada Papa. Kamu bagi tau je siapa gadis yang tikam belakang kamu tu. Kamu bagi alamat rumah dia. Nanti Papa hantar abang kamu pergi tackle. Tackle kaw-kaw. Then bila girl tu dah tangkap leleh dengan abang kamu, Papa akan suruh abang kamu clash dengan dia di depan orang ramai di hadapan saudara mara dia. Sure girl tu akan merana gila bila putus dengan abang kamu. Perfect plan kan?


Dear little girls,

Kalau ada lelaki nak tackle kamu, jangan mudah kasi chance. Cari lah lelaki yang unik sikit. Tapi Papa dulu lain tau. Papa dulu nak tackle Mama kamu, senang je. Nak tahu tak macam mana Papa tackle Mama kamu? Papa pergi kat rumah dia then cakap:



"Hey, you. Yes you. I suka kat you. So, I akan tackle you. You mungkin akan jual mahal gila. Tapi tak apa sebab I tak akan give up. So, paling lama I mengurat you pun adalah dua minggu. Selepas dua minggu, confirm you akan jatuh cinta dan nak kahwin dengan I. Tapi, tak ke you rasa membazir je dua minggu tu? So, apa kata kita skip proses mengurat dua minggu tu, then terus kahwin dengan I. What say you?"

Papa cakap macam tu, malam tu jugak mama kamu ajak Papa kahwin. Esok lusa dah dapat abang kamu.

Tambahan pula, kita kena ingat. Kita ni hidup bukan based pandangan orang lain. So, kalau kamu suka kat someone tu, kamu bagi tahu abang kamu. Biar abang kamu handle. Pandai-pandai lah abang kamu buat macam mana nak kasi die ajak kamu kahwin. Dan ingat, andai kata kamu bercinta, jangan layan sangat cinta-cinta tu. Tu semua bullshit. Duniawi je semua tu. So, kalau kamu suka kat lelaki tu, tapi lelaki tu tak suka kamu, kamu hanya perlu play it cool. Tengok macam Papa. Dulu masa muda-muda, Papa suka kat bekas bakal Mama kamu, Nasha Aziz tau. Tapi bekas bakal Mama kamu tu tak suka kat Papa. Tapi tak apa. Papa tak kisah. Dia yang tak nak kat Papa. Dia lah yang rugi. Bukan Papa. Papa tak rugi apa-apa. Papa relax-relax je.

Dear little girls,

Last but not least, kalau kamu nak tahu peranagai lelaki yang gatal, kamu tengok je abang-abang kamu tu. Dieorang tu semua gatal tau. Dah la gatal, bermulut manis pula tu. Tapi, walaupun mereka gatal, mereka setia tau. Hais, entah dari dari mana la mereka belajar perangai pelik macam tu. Nasib baik Papa tak macam dieorang.






Dan yang terakhir, bila kamu dah reti membaca, tolonglah, tolong, tolong jangan baca blog Papa.